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Because I can.
Because I rant a lot and fangirl a lot too and don't wish to impose that on the general public.
But my f-list should not feel obliged to read all my ramblings.. ;)

That's all..

Random Girl (that's me)

Edited to add the beautiful banner made by totallygay81 that I found this morning. ^_^

I wanna share with you...

I got inspired the other day and wrote this. It's really a missing scene from a story by Bree Guildford that's she's posted some excepts from on her blog. The story is about two couples, India & James and Jenna & Lucas. No, I'm not Bree Guildford and yes, she let me use the characters she created. Cos she looooooooooooooooooves me.

Jenna & Lucas have been together for about 6 years, lost a baby almost 5 years before the story starts. The story Bree is writing starts the day India and James meet in early December. In the bit I wrote, it's the day after Boxing Day and Jenna & Lucas are spending the day with James's family.

I wrote words! Non-smut words!Collapse )

A Joke for today

At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If General Motors had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........ Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the motorway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation' warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.

PS - When all else fails, you could call 'customer service' in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself!!!!


Pimping Fandom Auction for NZ


Doctor Who icons!

My personal icon maker friend burnkitty made them from a .gif gigi_tastic found and they're totally snaggable.


There's been a big earthquake in NZ

It's in the South Island, in Christchurch. It was 6.3 on the Richter Scale and hit at 1pm on Tuesday 22 February.
The damages are horrifying. Reading updates online gives me goosebumps.

Christchurch was still recovering from the 7.1 earthquake that hit it in September at 4am.

All my friends down there are safe and accounted for but some people were not as lucky.

Info here **warning** graphic descriptions

I live in Wanganui, in the North Island, 3 hours drive from Wellington. I know from friends that they felt the quake in Wellington. That's 300kms (189 miles) north of Christchurch, on a different island.

The Prime Minister declared a National State of Emergency.

*hugs everyone*


Joke for today

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-64, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, "'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,"' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "'Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."'

"'Have a good day, sir,"' replied the trooper.


Child and Baby Loss Awareness Week

October 9 to October 15 is Child and Baby Loss Awareness Week.

On 15th October, Sands Wanganui is having a Walk to Remember around Virginia Lake followed by a Memorial Service, and the lighting of candles to start the Global Wave of Light.

Everyone light a candle at 7pm your time, in memory of all the babies born silent.

I don't know about other countries, but in NZ the number of babies who die every year (and those numbers only take into account the babies from 20 weeks gestation to 28 days after birth) is more than the road toll.



Joke for the day

Pure cunning.....

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever", I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England win the World Cup."

"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.


Joke of the day

The Funeral Procession

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?'

'My wife's.

''What happened to her?'

The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'

He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'

The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.'

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

'Can I borrow the dog?'

The man replied, 'Get in line.'


So cute and so funny


Oh FOTC, how I love you!!


Buffy vs Edward - AWESOME

D'wanna ride?

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver.

"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver?

"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY quid, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the ******* car!" answered the boy.

"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda - you live with it!"


Movie Rec

People of my f-list, I love you. You *need* to watch The Fall. Srsly

It is the most awesome movie ever and Lee Pace is *love*
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you? more under the cutCollapse )


Music Pimp

Just wanted to take a minute from my breaking down marriage (post about that soon) to pimp my good friends Elena, Harold and Erik and wish them luck with their band The Transcendental Nomads

Go Read! It's funny.


The Very Secret Diaries on the Hellmouth..

I heart the banner.

I need a new brain or new eyes

I wanted to un-flock a post and I clicked the wrong button and deleted it. Second time this morning.
*bangs head on the desk*

So.. I shall pimp seven_seasons all over again.. Since that's the one I deleted. DOH!

I know why though. My brain thinks the first button is the Preview button. But it's not. Stoopid brain.

Blonde Joke

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with an expensive double-pane energy efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago, and I still hadn't paid for them.

Well, helloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him exactly what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

"Hellooooo? It's been a year!" I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.

I bet he felt like an idiot.



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